
My son went out, put his hands on his hips, and started saying how great my lawn mowing job looked and this is how dads get high
My son went out, put his hands on his hips, and started saying how great my lawn mowing job looked and this is how dads get high
we got a new bathroom accessory and now the toilet is amazed when I pee
who called it a chinese finger trap and not a digit fidget widget?
passion fruit: i had a wild date last night, what did you do?
jackfruit: oh nothing
my child dressed himself up as a police car. no not a police officer, a police car
my child dressed himself up as a police car. no not a police officer, a police car
Website: are you a robot?
Cyborg: *sweating activated*
My kid turned me down for a goodnight hug and kiss but did offer me a nice handshake, so I’m glad we can sustain a professional relationship