@curlymalloy I stopped putting coffee in my sugar, and it shows!!!
@curlymalloy @curlymalloy Shit, I just wasted a good corn dog, by eating It with no guys around.
@curlymalloy When someone ask me… How are you?… I answer back… You mean in bed?
@curlymalloy An Apple a day may keep the Doctor away!!!… But an Onion a day keeps Everybody away!!!
@curlymalloy My boyfriend wakes me up when he wants to have sex… Do I wake him up when I want to buy shoes???… No!!!
@curlymalloy Why are they giving Lance Armstrong a hard time about doping???… Going to the moon is very scary shit!!!
@curlymalloy I helped a little old lady at the market today.. She was too short to grab a box of cereal from the top shelf, so I stood on her shoulders!