‘THERE IS NO SHOUTING ON THE BUS!’ she shouted.
Heads up! The washing machine doesn’t clean your clothes if you don’t push the start button.
Yoga isn’t as easy as you’d think a few drinks in…
My train of thought is actually just a drunken wedding conga line.
Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes because I would be shredded.
Groundhogs around the world are sitting around complaining about Phil and how ‘he doesn’t deserve the fame for doing what ANY groundhog can do!’
My mind is a steel trap…that was set off accidentally long ago and now works best as a paperweight.