@gingerbrigade1

Heads up! The washing machine doesn’t clean your clothes if you don’t push the start button.

@gingerbrigade1

Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes because I would be shredded.

@gingerbrigade1

Groundhogs around the world are sitting around complaining about Phil and how ‘he doesn’t deserve the fame for doing what ANY groundhog can do!’

@gingerbrigade1

My mind is a steel trap…that was set off accidentally long ago and now works best as a paperweight.