@hansabumsadaisy What’s pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff.
What’s purple and fluffy?
Pink fluff holding its breath.#RubbishJokes #PinkDay
#ThursdayVibe
@hansabumsadaisy @hansabumsadaisy Two mushrooms in a forest.
One says: “Hi, how are you?”
The other replies: “Shut up, mushrooms can’t talk!”
#RubbishJokes #WednesdayVibe
@hansabumsadaisy My plumber found a blunt in my faucet.
No wonder my water bills are so high.#PlumbersDay
@hansabumsadaisy What kind of bait does a librarian use when he goes fishing?
A bookworm!
#RubbishJokes #AmazingFacts
#ThursdayThoughts #ThursdayVibes
@hansabumsadaisy What’s brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on holiday!
#RubbishJokes #AmazingFacts
#SaturdayVibes #SaturdayThoughts #Holiday
@hansabumsadaisy How does a pod of dolphins make a decision?
Flipper coin.
#DolphinDay
@hansabumsadaisy “Mum I think I’m pregnant. ”
“Are you drunk?”
“How do you know?”
“A mother knows everything, Kevin.”
#MothersDay
@hansabumsadaisy What’s the loudest pet?
A trumpet.
#PetDay
@hansabumsadaisy Carrots are a great thing to eat
when you’re hungry and
want to stay that way.#CarrotDay
@hansabumsadaisy If Popeye ate escargots instead of spinach would he be known as Popeye the snailor man?
#SpinachDay