Spend a few hours without your phone and you’ll realise what the important thing in your life is.
It’s your phone.
You ever in a public place and overhear something and look around to see if the person looks as stupid as they sound?
The best part about pooping with the door open is seeing the faces of everyone in the elevator.
Got kicked off from Instagram for eating my food before posting a pic of it.
My ATM password is four digits and my Twitter password is a complicated one because I wouldn’t want anyone to log in and post embarrassing tweets.
Funny how airport security always “randomly” chooses me for physical checking. Even when I’m not even at the airport and chilling at home.