@karanbirtinna

Spend a few hours without your phone and you’ll realise what the important thing in your life is.
It’s your phone.

@karanbirtinna

You ever in a public place and overhear something and look around to see if the person looks as stupid as they sound?

@karanbirtinna

The best part about pooping with the door open is seeing the faces of everyone in the elevator.

@karanbirtinna

Got kicked off from Instagram for eating my food before posting a pic of it.

@karanbirtinna

My ATM password is four digits and my Twitter password is a complicated one because I wouldn’t want anyone to log in and post embarrassing tweets.

@karanbirtinna

Funny how airport security always “randomly” chooses me for physical checking. Even when I’m not even at the airport and chilling at home.