jesus, what did this guy do
me: the earth isn’t flat
fiat earther: correct
fiat earther: it’s the shape an italian car
fiat earther: you read my name wrong didn’t you?
“are you ok?” no i took the cereal bag out of the box and now it won’t fit back in
interviewer: describe yourself
me: you know the urge to awkwardly hobble-run across the road when someone lets you cross? i am basically that energy manifested into an entire person