My neighbors are arguing. So I threw 6 shoes in the dryer. They haven’t said a word since.
Unless you’re a direct descendent of a horse, don’t chew with your mouth open.
Always remember the first move in every fight…punch to the balls.
Always carry a newspaper or magazine so you appear to be preoccupied. – stalker handbook page 2 paragraph 3
Parallel parking reality show. Get on that.
Can’t trust anyone that refuses to admit
They are wrong.
Sidenote: I do have a place to hide their bodies.
Ok I just started watching House M.D.:
1 Does everyone gang up and beat House’s other leg?
2 does a rival Token come in to challenge Omar?
I don’t hate anyone. I just don’t like people.
I am really shocked that there is not a website devoted solely to the most clever Wi-Fi names of all-time.
When I see how idiotic people can be, I get jealous of Darth Vader’s force choke ability in those exact moments.