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Geologists are important for our understanding of rocks on Earth and on other planets. So never take them for granite.

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Tonite’s SuperMoon is Super versus October’s FullMoon only if you think 16.05inch pizzas are Super relative to 16inch pizzas

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To tell you the truth, beginning a sentence with “To tell you the truth” throws into question all else you’ve previous said.

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Always wanted to call people who don’t like astronomy “Galactos Intolerant”

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If I ever met a Space Alien, I’d resist shaking its extended appendage, not knowing for sure the details of alien anatomy.

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Never seen a bar fight break out while people are drinking wine. Beer, yes. Hard liquor, yes. But not wine.

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Exterminators: The only profession in which you put yourself out of business by being really good at your job.

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I wonder what Cannibals & Aztecs would say, watching civilized people eat symbolic hearts of loved ones on Valentine’s Day.

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Today is the first New Moon after Jan 21sr. Happy New Year to Chinese people and all who choose to be Chinese for a day.

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FYI: By the end of the Twelve Days of Christmas song, your home is crammed with 23 flying Birds and 50 hyperactive Humans.