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If you need me I’ll be in the corner crying like a baby because I cleaned the house from top to bottom and then let the kids back in

@reallifemommy3

I would like to officially apologize to my toddler for cutting her left pancake before I cut her right pancake, I don’t know what I was thinking

@reallifemommy3

I told my kids they could have everything they want from the Amazon toy catalogue all they have to do is cut out the pictures and play with them which worked out great because now they’re not talking to me so problem solved

@reallifemommy3

Me as a kid: Willy Wonka is SO cool!

Me as a mom: WHOA! Ease up on the sugar there, Dude!

@reallifemommy3

Toddlers are like ants only instead of carrying 20x their body weight, they take up 20x their body size in your bed