@seancehat me: I’m becoming very forgetful lately
doctor: can you give me an example
me: of what
@seancehat @seancehat [first day as a pilot]
me: *looking down nervously* what are all these buttons for
co-pilot: they keep your shirt closed
@seancehat [opening birthday cards]
me: [disappointed] there’s no money in any of these
walmart clerk: put those back