Given the amount of clowns around here you’d think it would be more entertaining
My body feels like it’s aging in dog years
Waiter: would you like flat or sparkling water ?
Me: garden hose is fine thanks
Same post same
My ex husband went to buy a lotto ticket & never came back, I guess he won, haven’t see him in over 20 years
Australia is like someone’s still playing jumanji
I speak four languages
English
Australian
Slang
Typo
It’s so rude when someone else is using your toilet cubicle at work
If anyone is stuck for a gift for me I’m a size 8 nights in Bora Bora
It’s so hot at work I need to wear as little clothes as possible without being sent to HR
Effort made
Toddler: I want to go to bed with Thor & captain America
Me: me too kid, me too
Her: undress me with your words
Him: I just saw a spider go down your top