@therepoguy Me: I love you..Marry Me!
Burrito: I’m a Burrito..stop drinking.
@therepoguy @therepoguy My dog really needs to learn how to drive a stick
because what good is fetching one bottle of vodka.
@therepoguy A picture so sexy my computer just covered my eyes.
@therepoguy If your wife says “take out the trash” do not reply with “you cooked it you take it out.”
@therepoguy “Honey, can you bring me a
roll of toilet paper?”Toilet paper- “I have a boyfriend”
@therepoguy People who are complaining of shoveling driveways, haven’t you heard of moving?
@therepoguy “Here taste this ” followed by a 32 minute speech on all the ingredients.
@therepoguy Moves shopping cart to allow car to park
Lady doesn’t even say thanks
Puts cart back behind her car
Leaves.
@therepoguy I’m sorry this birthday cake suffered a severe accident where my hand fell into it and a chunk of it filled my mouth.
@therepoguy Pretty sure my refrigerator is having sex with itself from all the noises its making.