George Washington died in 1799. The first Dinosaur fossil was discovered in 1824. George Washington never even knew Jurassic Park existed.
popsicle not seeing heaven 😭
Sometimes I swear I’m reading a post about a reliable used car and the whole time it’s a man wishing his wife a happy anniversary
Ironic
when I put “???” In a conversation, this is exactly my face behind the phone lol
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT IN THE TWEET BELOW
what do you want to eat?
what are you in the mood for?
i don’t miss calls i stare at them
Some of my friends are discussing why Harrison Ford is still playing Indiana Jones but honestly, having an 80-year-old professor not retire is like the most accurate part of the franchise
*6 missed calls*
*5 missed facetime*
*8 unread messages*
LinkedIn really flies under the radar as the social media platform that’s absolutely the most unhinged
I said we supposed to be saving our money.
the most unrealistic thing about stranger things is how max was the only character who was advised to seek psychological help
when my period ends and i’m done with all the overly emotional outbursts
I was raised to be humble which I excel at cause I excel at everything.