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Sometimes, when I’m in a deep contemplative mood, I wonder what ants get in their pants…

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I wonder what the rest of this day has in store because I just spent 30 seconds looking for my car keys while sitting in my car with the engine running.

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I’m sorry, but pouring some sugar on someone just sounds like a housekeeping nightmare.