Me: I’ll get a cappuccino and a furtado
Barista: What’s a furtado?
Me: It’s like a bird
No one: I can hear screaming
In a parallel universe, there’s a grandma hiding in a wolf’s den, dressed up as a wolf waiting for its cub to return so she can eat it
Review of the Solar System
“Only one star”
Everybody: *Was Kung Fu fighting*