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Me: I’ll get a cappuccino and a furtado

Barista: What’s a furtado?

Me: It’s like a bird

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In a parallel universe, there’s a grandma hiding in a wolf’s den, dressed up as a wolf waiting for its cub to return so she can eat it

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Review of the Solar System

⭐☆☆☆☆
“Only one star”

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Everybody: *Was Kung Fu fighting*

Everybody: *Hurts*