@Chhapiness

Parenting is panicking when your kids are loud, and panicking when they’re quiet

@Chhapiness

6YO said she’ll never be able to appreciate winter, cause snow on the bushes reminds her of cauliflower

@Chhapiness

Airports shops be like, sure you’ve got everything? here, buy a surfboard just in case you forgot to pack one

@Chhapiness

Never bring a “you ordered the Elf from Amazon so you are legally bound to move it!” to a “why is it in the same spot for four days?!” fight

@Chhapiness

Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. For Christmas can I get zero emails from the PTA, and just one a day from the school?

@Chhapiness

grandmas be like imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings

@Chhapiness

The reason I can’t bake is the excessive effort to take out and put back all the pots and pans stored inside the oven

@Chhapiness

*8YO arguing*
Me: I‘ll call Santa, right now and tell him…
8YO: Well I’ll call the PTA to volunteer you …
Me: You win