@Chhapiness I bought a Roomba to save an hour on vacuuming, now I’m spending two hours staring at Roomba vacuuming
@Chhapiness @Chhapiness Trying to drop kids to school on time is a great way to learn to cuss under your breath
@Chhapiness I spent a lot of my childhood worrying about wearing red clothes and being chased by cows
@Chhapiness People who drink green tea, what’s the matcha with you?!
@Chhapiness My wife still brings up the one time in 2014 when an open bag of popcorn fell from the top kitchen cabinet and I whispered cornfetti
@Chhapiness They don’t serve bacon on airplanes cause pigs are on the no fry list
@Chhapiness Yesterday we got a puppy and my kids are so smitten that they’ve cut down their screen time enormously by 5%
@Chhapiness welcome to your forties now your eyebrows grow from your left shoulder
@Chhapiness How to shape your eyebrows
A thread
@Chhapiness 6YO: Daddy you’re so talented
Me: Awww Thank Y..
6YO: …this morning your snoring sounded like a pig was beat boxing