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Trying to drop kids to school on time is a great way to learn to cuss under your breath

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I spent a lot of my childhood worrying about wearing red clothes and being chased by cows

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People who drink green tea, what’s the matcha with you?!

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My wife still brings up the one time in 2014 when an open bag of popcorn fell from the top kitchen cabinet and I whispered cornfetti

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They don’t serve bacon on airplanes cause pigs are on the no fry list

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Yesterday we got a puppy and my kids are so smitten that they’ve cut down their screen time enormously by 5%

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welcome to your forties now your eyebrows grow from your left shoulder

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6YO: Daddy you’re so talented

Me: Awww Thank Y..

6YO: …this morning your snoring sounded like a pig was beat boxing

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Me; Alexa! Start understanding my Indian accent

Alexa: Here’s what I found on Wikipedia about median cement