@GingerHotDish

Holy shit, there are some disgusting perverts on here… but enough about me.

@GingerHotDish

Every time I see someone use cause in place of because I’m tempted to ask what cause they are referring to… clean air? a cure for cancer?
Be specific with your causes, people.

@GingerHotDish

If I ever ask you to hold a baby, you better ask whose baby I have because I’m clearly high and stole a baby.

@GingerHotDish

You can’t claim to like bad girls and then get mad when I rob you.

@GingerHotDish

What’s the protocol for objecting at a wedding that you’re a plus one at?

@GingerHotDish

I saw my dog eat yellow snow this weekend… and I’d still take her advice before yours.

@GingerHotDish

Some of us just had a bee in our shirt and we weren’t actually KungFu fighting.