If by “interests” you mean vices, then sure, I have several outside interests.
Never take legal advice from anyone named Sparkles.
You people that disappear on weekends like you have something better to do, you’re not fooling anyone, we all know you’ve doing Community Service.
Tweet like you’ll never run for public office.
Jokes on you, I still have a stockpile of toilet paper from the Mayan Calendar Apocalypse.
I thought that was the most idiotic thing I’d ever heard, until you explained it… now it’s the second most idiotic thing.
Hear me out!
A Terms & Conditions, written entirely in emojis.
Obviously if someone’s in your trunk, the carpool lane is an option.
I sure have purchased an inordinate amount of ringtones, for someone who keeps their phone on Silent.
She texted me, “I love U”
So I texted. “I love U2….
Not their new stuff but from like the
Now my CD’s are missing.