hackers play passwordle
Just pretended to not know what a Cheeto was to get an extra sample at Costco
are they though??
no such thing as a dumb question
IT’S NOT A PHASE, DAD
My parents kept me humble from a young age by sarcastically asking “How do you think you’re paying for that, with your good looks?”
new career option?
me: be gentle, it’s been a while for me
turbo tax advisor:
what kind of cook setting is this??
if y’all catch me barking while my dog is sleeping, mind your business i’m teaching her a lesson
My New Years resolution is to be more of an enabler, like yes girl text your ex
I love the honesty
ghost of christmas past but it’s just the clothes that used to fit before the pandemic
whenever i wake up before my alarm
2022 will be better than 2021