Wireless bra? What’s the password?
*realises why I stay in.*
I just stabbed my salad 23 times with my fork & now it’s a Caesar Salad.
Diet starts today.
I need to lose about 3 years.
My dad was a failed magician & I have two half-sisters.
I forgot why I went upstairs.
The older I get, the less ‘life in prison’ becomes a deterrent.
I can work well with others OR pass a drugs test. I can’t do both.
Cats don’t tell police where your drugs are.
Oh, you’re here. Who’s running hell?