
They say to “dress for the weather you want” so anyways I’m freezing today and metaphors are hard.
They say to “dress for the weather you want” so anyways I’m freezing today and metaphors are hard.
You’re doing a 30 day cleanse? How dirty are you?
Check your privilege
How long before your caterpillars will turn into butterflies?
Me looking at your eyebrows
My neighbors just got new wind chimes. Guess who is going to have their wind chimes stolen tonight?
Just finished a 5k. It took me 4 days and was filled with snacks and naps but at least I finished.
Have kids first so that you know whether or not you can keep a dog alive
Indoor water parks full of kids in diapers for when you want to catch a case of name that bacterial infection
They say diffusing essential oils can help relieve stress………THEY DON’T TELL YOU THAT YOU GET STRESSED OUT FIGURING OUT WHAT ONES!
I’m not saying he ate the candy canes off the bottom of the Christmas tree I’m just saying my dog’s breath was minty fresh this morning.