@envydatropic They say to “dress for the weather you want” so anyways I’m freezing today and metaphors are hard.
@envydatropic @envydatropic You’re doing a 30 day cleanse? How dirty are you?
@envydatropic Check your privilege
@envydatropic How long before your caterpillars will turn into butterflies?
Me looking at your eyebrows
@envydatropic My neighbors just got new wind chimes. Guess who is going to have their wind chimes stolen tonight?
@envydatropic Just finished a 5k. It took me 4 days and was filled with snacks and naps but at least I finished.
@envydatropic Have kids first so that you know whether or not you can keep a dog alive
@envydatropic Indoor water parks full of kids in diapers for when you want to catch a case of name that bacterial infection
@envydatropic They say diffusing essential oils can help relieve stress………THEY DON’T TELL YOU THAT YOU GET STRESSED OUT FIGURING OUT WHAT ONES!
@envydatropic I’m not saying he ate the candy canes off the bottom of the Christmas tree I’m just saying my dog’s breath was minty fresh this morning.