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When aliens make movies with earthlings in them, I wonder what goofy names they give us?

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If you listen to 3 or more Sheryl Crow songs, that’s a murder

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Anyone have a recipe for chocolate covered strawberries?

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WARNING: Ham radios taste nothing like ham!

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If I was stuck on Mars and had nothing to eat but potatoes, not sure I’d worry about getting home

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If Godzilla invades your town and starts stomping down buildings, the best course of action would probably be to lead him to the Lego store

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Adding oatmeal to your bath soap doesn’t make it taste any better