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I’d get up off the couch today but Newton’s first law of motion says bodies at rest remain at rest and who am I to argue with physics

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I had a stormy relationship with my mother, mostly because she was a cumulus cloud

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I like the sound of thunder because there’s always a tiny little chance that my ex will be struck by lightning

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I’m sorry for a lot of things but I’m not sorry I put googly eyes on your nativity scene