@Kyle_Lippert They really missed the ball when they named it Gotham City instead of Wayne’s World.
@Kyle_Lippert @Kyle_Lippert “Trump is a good businessman” He has a failed steak biz, a failed vodka biz & failed casinos. HOW DO YOU SCREW UP STEAK, VODKA & GAMBLING
@Kyle_Lippert *plugs my phone in to charge when it’s at 80%*
*lets the low battery warning on my fire alarm beep for 6 months*
@Kyle_Lippert Right on, adults who are excited for Halloween. I too get excited about things meant for kids. Last week I lost my shit because I saw a frog
@Kyle_Lippert [A bengals fan watching Titanic] I can’t wait until the end when Jack and Rose get married
@Kyle_Lippert NOAH’S GOOGLE HISTORY
1) What is an ark?
2) How 2 build ark
3) Can god just build ark?
4) Are snakes necessary?
5) Is god real or am I high?
@Kyle_Lippert Just saw a dude catcall a woman with “Nice heels, girl” and his friend slapped him and said “Those are knock offs, bro”
@Kyle_Lippert *brings a laser pointer to the Broadway showing of Cats and creates utter mayhem*
@Kyle_Lippert If you look in your bathroom mirror & say “Donald Trump” 3 times, the hair in your shower drain rises up & starts yelling racist slurs.
@Kyle_Lippert The inventor of Chapstick died today. Unfortunately his body was lost while being transferred to the morgue.