
They really missed the ball when they named it Gotham City instead of Wayne’s World.
They really missed the ball when they named it Gotham City instead of Wayne’s World.
“Trump is a good businessman” He has a failed steak biz, a failed vodka biz & failed casinos. HOW DO YOU SCREW UP STEAK, VODKA & GAMBLING
*plugs my phone in to charge when it’s at 80%*
*lets the low battery warning on my fire alarm beep for 6 months*
Right on, adults who are excited for Halloween. I too get excited about things meant for kids. Last week I lost my shit because I saw a frog
[A bengals fan watching Titanic] I can’t wait until the end when Jack and Rose get married
NOAH’S GOOGLE HISTORY
1) What is an ark?
2) How 2 build ark
3) Can god just build ark?
4) Are snakes necessary?
5) Is god real or am I high?
Just saw a dude catcall a woman with “Nice heels, girl” and his friend slapped him and said “Those are knock offs, bro”
*brings a laser pointer to the Broadway showing of Cats and creates utter mayhem*
If you look in your bathroom mirror & say “Donald Trump” 3 times, the hair in your shower drain rises up & starts yelling racist slurs.
The inventor of Chapstick died today. Unfortunately his body was lost while being transferred to the morgue.