@anerdonfire2 I have mixed feelings about birthdays, the aging sucks but I do quite enjoy using the day to manipulate people into giving me things.
@anerdonfire2 @anerdonfire2 Netflix and awkward silence?
@anerdonfire2 I should have known a van giving away free cheesy tater tots was too good to be true.
@anerdonfire2 Thanks to technology, family members from across the country can still have meetings to discuss what a disappointment you are.
@anerdonfire2 Apparently introducing your puppet as your lover to people is frowned upon.
@anerdonfire2 It turns out that you can only spray so many people down with Febreze before they fire you as a Wal Mart greeter.
@anerdonfire2 I make all guests at my house leave their phones at the door just because I know they’ll leave quicker that way.
@anerdonfire2 Apparently being a 45 year old man sitting on Santa’s lap demanding the heads of your enemies is just too much for some malls.
@anerdonfire2 Let’s just say she wasn’t impressed when I picked her up in my go-kart.
@anerdonfire2 Fun fact:
Wiping your nose on the person’s shoulder during a hug discourages future hugs.