My 6yo announced, “All I want is a mansion and a yacht. That’s not much. Just two things.”
JUST. TWO. THINGS.
Took my kids for a hike, and my 6yo made a big fuss to get us to stop talking and said, “I want it to be quiet so the bears will come out” 😳
Saw a deer in our yard & I know it’s not a big deal but before moving our only yard wildlife was a family of city opossums & our dogs kept bringing the babies playing-dead in the house & I had to remove a lot of not-dead opossums cuz my husband is a chicken
So…a deer was nice
pharmacy child-safety bottles have gone so far that i just have to swallow the bottle whole and hope my stomach knows what to do
I asked my 6yo “aren’t you gonna help me plant flowers” and she said “oh mommy I would love to do that except that I don’t want to”
sugar glider wrangler
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i’ll see your “live laugh love” sign and raise you an “ew, people”
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when mom throws a party…
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i’ll take the “hell yes assorted cheese” please
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wut hotdog?
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In Hot Meatloaf’s name we pray 🙏
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My 6yo proudly made her own breakfast this morning: “a pile of ham”
Y’all. My kids are in the bathroom plotting to stay up until midnight and have NO CLUE I can hear EVERY word of their plan to “sneak into the pantry and eat a ton of sugar”🙄
To be continued…
the most powerful ad for religion i’ve ever seen
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Y’all, I’m a teletherapist and my dog just popped up in session looking all professional and shit
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