@sarcasticmommy4 I asked my husband what he wanted for Father’s Day & he said silence & then we all laughed & laughed & the kids went back to breaking the sound barrier.
@sarcasticmommy4 @sarcasticmommy4 My husband asked if I wanted to go on a hot air balloon ride but there’s just something about a flame & a wicker basket that makes me want to say no.
@sarcasticmommy4 Driving home with my kids & my son didn’t like the song I was listening to. He said, “Thank God we’re 10 seconds from home!” & then I took the long way home because that’s what parents do.
@sarcasticmommy4 My husband asked if I wanted to do something fun today so I left him home with the kids.
Marriage is easy.
@sarcasticmommy4 Well, I was having a good day until my son opened up his backpack & handed me a fundraiser envelope.
@sarcasticmommy4 I don’t ask for much but can someone please take away the share function on Wordle?
@sarcasticmommy4 This wine tastes like everyone can go make their own dinner.
@sarcasticmommy4 It’s so cute, whenever I sing along to an 80’s song, my kids ask me how I remember the words because I’m “so old”.
@sarcasticmommy4 Parenthood can have it’s dark moments.
Like in this closet where I’m hiding eating my cake.
@sarcasticmommy4 I don’t know who needs to see this but don’t ever answer your phone on your way home from work. They want you to stop at the store.