@sarcasticmommy4 I asked my husband what he wanted for Father’s Day & he said silence & then we all laughed & laughed & the kids went back to breaking the sound barrier.
@sarcasticmommy4 @sarcasticmommy4 My husband asked if I wanted to go on a hot air balloon ride but there’s just something about a flame & a wicker basket that makes me want to say no.
@sarcasticmommy4 Driving home with my kids & my son didn’t like the song I was listening to. He said, “Thank God we’re 10 seconds from home!” & then I took the long way home because that’s what parents do.
@sarcasticmommy4 My husband asked if I wanted to do something fun today so I left him home with the kids.
Marriage is easy.
@sarcasticmommy4 Well, I was having a good day until my son opened up his backpack & handed me a fundraiser envelope.
@sarcasticmommy4 I don’t ask for much but can someone please take away the share function on Wordle?
@sarcasticmommy4 “I’M COLD!” yells the teen who is wearing shorts & a tshirt in 40 degree weather & ignored his mother when she said to dress warmer.
@sarcasticmommy4 We’ve reached that part of the day where my kids ask what’s for dinner & then tell me they don’t want that for dinner.
@sarcasticmommy4 I’m just a mom on winter break, standing in front of my kids’ school asking, “HOW BIG OF A CHECK DO I NEED TO WRITE FOR YOU TO RE-OPEN?”
@sarcasticmommy4 I’m not saying my kids come to me for everything but if I was on fire & my husband was 10 feet away, they’d still ask me for a snack.