Told my daughter that whoever takes the longest nap gets to choose what’s for dinner.
And now we wait.
My daughter has decided she loves giving “massages”, or as I like to call them, “tests of mom’s pain tolerance”
When I was 22 I’d stay up late and wake up early just so I could fit more in my day
Now if there’s more than 2 things on my agenda I need a nap
Things books give you unrealistic expectations for:
-mysteriously inheriting from a stranger
-solving murders with zero actual training
-anything romantic ever
Until the day I die I will think of the 90s as 10 years ago
When your daughter asks “are your snacks more important than me??” you should NOT pause to think.
I know this now.
Make a dating service for introverts and call it Mumble
I love my sister now but when we were young I would have traded her for a bag of chips and a soda
The faster the ponytail bounces the more purposeful the woman walking
Daughter, who can clearly see me cleaning the toilet: “Mom do you like being a grownup?”