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Told my daughter that whoever takes the longest nap gets to choose what’s for dinner.

And now we wait.

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My daughter has decided she loves giving “massages”, or as I like to call them, “tests of mom’s pain tolerance”

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When I was 22 I’d stay up late and wake up early just so I could fit more in my day

Now if there’s more than 2 things on my agenda I need a nap

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Things books give you unrealistic expectations for:
-mysteriously inheriting from a stranger
-solving murders with zero actual training
-anything romantic ever

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When your daughter asks “are your snacks more important than me??” you should NOT pause to think.

I know this now.

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I love my sister now but when we were young I would have traded her for a bag of chips and a soda

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The faster the ponytail bounces the more purposeful the woman walking

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Daughter, who can clearly see me cleaning the toilet: “Mom do you like being a grownup?”