@RickAaron

After 12 years of marriage we no longer spoon. We chopstick.

@RickAaron

My television roles include “Fleeing Suspect” on Season 3 of Cops and “Jubilant Non Father” on Season 7 of the Maury Povich Show.

@RickAaron

No honey, I’m not going to “just lay around and watch football all day”. There’s basketball and golf on too.

@RickAaron

This flower shop also sells shirts at the front counter but the display is so large that you can’t see the florist for the T’s.

@RickAaron

So aliens build high-tech spacecraft & travel thousands of light years just to give random people colonoscopies?