@TheBoydP The best thing about being an introvert is not having to wait on someone else to binge watch a show on Netflix.
@TheBoydP @TheBoydP What do you call emergency rooms for non medical emergencies?
Bars, they’re called bars
@TheBoydP *gets a new lease on life*
*misses first payment*
@TheBoydP *gets a new lease on life*
*misses first payment*
@TheBoydP *holds flashlight up to face*
When I was a kid, most pop tarts came unfrosted.
*3 millennials faint, 2 vomit*
@TheBoydP All I’m saying is a hunk of burning love doesn’t sound safe.
@TheBoydP Call me crazy but it looks like cage free eggs come in little cages to me.
@TheBoydP There’s so much pollen in the air covering everything with a blanket of yellow dust that I thought my wife went blonde.
@TheBoydP Welcome to your fifties, your movie reviews are no longer thumbs up or thumbs down, they’re did I fall asleep or stay awake.
@TheBoydP If by environmentalist you mean “I try to get out of doing things by saying it’s bad for the environment” then yes, I’m an environmentalist.