@trevso_electric

Girls get so turned on when you take charge. Grab her hair and tell her she needs a shampoo with no harsh sulfates and a new lip stain.

@trevso_electric

One fist-bump from a cool black dude is worth 5 years of my parents loving me.

@trevso_electric

I read a sad statistic that something like 2% of all sushi goes un-Instagrammed.

@trevso_electric

Leave a Post-It on your girlfriend’s birth control that says, “guess u don’t want 2 have my babies haha.”

@trevso_electric

Thank you for ordering this $2 necklace from Etsy. With shipping your total comes to $758,937. Item will arrive from Uzbekistan in 3 years

@trevso_electric

Nice job Instagramming your plane ticket with enough personal information to take out a mortgage in your name.