When someone asks “You know what I think?”, I say “Yes I do”. End of discussion.

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Don’t you hate it when you’re planning someone’s funeral, and they ruin it by coming into the room and talking to you?


Quinoa was invented by someone who really wanted to win at scrabble.


-hey don’t shoot me, i’m just the messenger!
-oh the letter says to shoot me? okay th-


Sees friend from highschool. Gives friend a big hug. Refuses to let go of friend. Becomes siamese friends.


ME (just before the road trip): I can hold it until I get there.
ME (4 hours in):


[inventing wedding dresses]
a massive skirt!
more skirt!
now, put a skirt over her face!
god ya that’s the stuff


If I knew I’d have this many brain cells left, I would have partied a little harder in my twenties.