my fitbit gives me like 1000 steps every time I sit and fold laundry and it’s just nice to finally be appreciated

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A pspspsychologist


Before cellphones, my mom would open the window and scream my name until I came back home.


“I’m excited for the continental breakfast”
*sees a buffet just full of ice cubes*
“What the…”
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A baby and I locked eyes. I panicked, but thankfully I didn’t cry first. Haha stupid baby, I win.


Sit-ups are no fun, sharpie abs are definitely the way to go if you want permanent results.


If your BF wears a gold necklace outside of his tshirt both of you will be asked to get out of your car by the police at gunpoint some day


“When a girl says ‘Awww Thanks!’, it means she’s politely asking you to return to the friend zone that you just tried to escape from.”


bewitching sea ghost seeks unwary sailor for fulfillment of ancient curse, maybe more