Bent a spoon with my mind…
Actually I dropped it into the garbage disposal.
But it was my mind that let that happen.
“people online aren’t your real friends” tom hanks was best friends with a volleyball.
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Guys I finally came up with a name for our character: Spongebob
“What’s his last name?”
Oh, uh- *looks at pic* Squarepants
*me, at high school prom
Me: So, you wanna dance?
M: Can you tell me why?
“He died doing what he loved…”
I’m not dead
“Interrupting my jokes”
[At the first thanksgiving]
Pilgrims: Im thankful for the land you gave us
Natives: we didnt give you land?
Pilgrims: *winks at the camera*