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Government: You owe us money. It’s called taxes.
Me: How much do I owe?
Gov’t: You have to figure that out.
Me: I just pay what I want?
Gov’t: Oh, no we know exactly how much you owe. But you have to guess that number too.
Me: What if I get it wrong?
Gov’t: You go to prison
Is there a term yet for the now-rampant stores with
-$300 sack dresses
-ceramics with boobs on them
-palo santo sticks
-geometric gold earrings
-at least 3 items w/questionable arrow/feather/tipi imagery
I’m ready to make a bingo card