
I saw my therapist’s notes and instead of using my name he just refers to me as “the combatant”
Someone hired a sloth with a knife to murder me, he’s in my driveway, so I have 6-8 months to live
I saw my therapist’s notes and instead of using my name he just refers to me as “the combatant”
Ro-Ro-Robocop,
Gently down the stream,
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Killing bad guys in old Detroit in revenge for his murder.
Side Effects May Include: upset stomach, diarrhea, a tail, some hooves, ok so you might turn into a horse
Proofread twice, hang posters once
*laughs all the way to the bank*
*cries all the way back*
Favstar is like that uncle we all
have, he never works, but comes
around every few months asking
for money.
Found out at my Doctor’s appointment that the disturbing voices I’ve been hearing non stop are called children.
jesus, what did this guy do
*signs into Skype meeting with very important clients*
*tries to sound incredibly intelligent*
*gets attacked by moth*
*falls off chair*
Argentina is surprisingly cold. In fact it’s bordering on Chile.