@EmberToAsh I saw my therapist’s notes and instead of using my name he just refers to me as “the combatant”
@weinerdog4life Someone hired a sloth with a knife to murder me, he’s in my driveway, so I have 6-8 months to live
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@EmberToAsh 
@MatCro Ro-Ro-Robocop,
Gently down the stream,
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Killing bad guys in old Detroit in revenge for his murder.
@weinerdog4life Side Effects May Include: upset stomach, diarrhea, a tail, some hooves, ok so you might turn into a horse
@NerdaplexyPod Proofread twice, hang posters once
@OnlyFastEddie *laughs all the way to the bank*
*cries all the way back*
@Marcmywords2 Favstar is like that uncle we all
have, he never works, but comes
around every few months asking
for money.
@mommy_cusses Found out at my Doctor’s appointment that the disturbing voices I’ve been hearing non stop are called children.
@kieransofar jesus, what did this guy do
@Smooheed *signs into Skype meeting with very important clients*
*tries to sound incredibly intelligent*
*gets attacked by moth*
*falls off chair*
@ItsAndyRyan Argentina is surprisingly cold. In fact it’s bordering on Chile.