Whoever made this compilation of Mel Blanc screaming in different cartoons is a saint.
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Everyone is freaking out because I brought my own gavel to court, no one knows if I’m allowed to do this, the judge is crying
*holds up bread* this is my body
*holds up wine* this is my blood
*holds up fire* and this is my mixtape
flea markets are crazy. an old woman will be like “this pendant belonged to my grandfather who forged it himself during the great war. it’s yours for $3.”
*Weird bird sound in the distance*
4 year old: “what’s that ?”
Me who knows nothing about birds: “well that’s a juvenile red tailed warbler thing a majig calling out to its mom for a snack”
4: nods head knowingly with a head full of misinformation
I’m just a mom, standing in front of her child, trying to convince them to go to the activity they convinced me to sign them up for.
It’s like the police helicopter that’s been circling my neighborhood for an hour doesn’t even care about us unemployed people trying to watch TV.
Client, “I just want to be in the best place possible after this divorce.”
Me, “Well, since you got caught cheating on your wife of 22 yrs, I’m thinking your best place is probably living in your parent’s basement with your 22 yr old girlfriend, Chad.”
wtf? Somehow in the past 9 months, someone has snuck in & shrunk my winter clothes
Pluto wasn’t even a planet for a full year on Pluto. Do you ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself.
Dad (92): Please don’t put that <item> there.
Me: Okay. Where would you like me to put it?
Dad: Anywhere you like.
Me: (moves item)
Dad: Not THERE.
Joggers are going to be really pissed if it turns out we only get a certain amount of steps in life.
I apply an inordinate amount of baby oil for someone who is not a bodybuilder.
Malicious compliance at its best. Reap what you sow.
“Oh hell yes” – Schrödinger, reading the first line of A Tale of Two Cities
When I was in 8th grade, I tried to get this guy to break up with me. So, when he would call me I would just sing N Sync songs to him.
I still had to break up with him.
My dad is Jamaican and my mum is Iranian, which meant that we spent most of our family holidays in Customs.
Don’t go chasing waterfalls. Pretend to be disinterested. Wait several days to call the waterfalls back.
DATE: …so that’s how I ended up at Harvard Law!
ME: Sometimes I make a fruit salad in my mouth by biting into different kinds of fruit LOL
The recipe said “Set the oven to 180 degrees,” so I did, but now I can’t open it because the door faces the wall.
My favorite bible character is the woman who wanted the baby and then when Solomon said he would cut the baby in half was like “hell yeah, gimme those legs”
Why do buses and trains cost money, like you’re going that way anyway give us a lift g
What is going on here?
Is Rudolph using a magnifying glass to turn his nose into a raygun?
And who is the reindeer brandishing the cane?
My husband was typing and asked me how to spell suspicious and now I am.
the human. who snuggled. my human. the other night. is here again. BUT. this time. however. they brought. my fren and i. treats.. we approve
Indiana Jones & The Wait What They’re Making Another One
One-year-olds do not care about your carefully arranged baby activities or the toys designed by professionals. One-year-olds wish to fling wide the portals of the kitchen cabinetry and make it a temple to Chaos. The children yearn for the rummage
Netflix: are you still watching?
Me: yes
Hulu: still there?
Me: yes
Phone: ring ring
Me: no
Why did they think the horses would be able to reconstruct Humpty? They don’t have any engineering/surgery knowledge, or thumbs, for that matter.
When planning dinner, remember that ice cream has both calcium and protein
I love the difference between dog and cat rescue stories. dog owners will be like oh I prepped for months and applied and had a home check then did a foster to adopt trial period and then the rescue chose me! and cat owners are like .. I found him in the trash