I still cannot believe that we found a crab with these markings at Friday Harbor Labs this summer. We named it “Sad crab” and it now lives happily in a HUUUUUUUGE tank at @MarineBiol_FHL. Sad crab, I stan you.
[Couple saying their vows in church] ME *stands up* I know why these two should not be wed. SHE’S ALREADY MARRIED! EVERYONE *gasps* ME: AND SO IS HE! EVERYONE *gasps* COUPLE: Yeah we’re renewing our vows ME *sits down* I did not know that