Rest in peace. That doesn’t sound that bad. It’s not like you die and then you have to run a marathon
“Suicide Squad” looks like a bunch of people Avril Lavigne hangs out with.
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They say a dog park is a great place to meet guys.
I don’t have a dog, but I walk around with a bag full of poop so I don’t look weird.
Someone just told me she’s been married for 791 days. Is she excited or counting down her sentence?
I just sent a screen shot of my drunken tweets to my friends & they are still asking if I can come pick them up
When someone ends a sentence with “af” they were hastily trying to type “A FALCON DESCENDS UPON ME” but could not make it in time.
Astrology seems kinda silly to me, but what do I know? I’m a Pisces, and we’re just so damn indecisive.
Oh dear… I should get out of the way, he’s probably trying to catch a bad guy.
-me getting pulled over
HER: i’m super close to my dad
ME: *trying to impress* you’re grounded
[when i invented the mirror]
oh look it’s that ugly guy from the pond