Can someone please explain to me how we got to this point in Indian dramas?
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When I die I want my skeleton turned into a xylophone. Just like the good ol’ days.
I lose my self-control around cookies. Last week I had a package of oreos in the cupboard and i killed a guy
*Hands out tests*
“Remember, there’s no prize for finishing first,” I lie.
The Hulk just texted me a picture of a zucchini, I think?
I self medicate, therefore you live.
($800 for an iphone)
oh no problem here you go
(99 cents for an app)
HA I DONT THINK SO PAL MONEY DOESNT GROW ON TREES YA KNOW
building forts as fast as I can but I’m running out of pillows
pillsbury doughdad: [turning oven down] put a dang sweater on if you’re so cold, you naked moron
Baby proofing is like trying to plug a giant hole with your finger, much more effective is to duct tape your child to the floor in the middle of an empty room
Satan: I’m bored. Let’s keep telling her that’s not her password.
“Dad, I’m I want you to move back home rent free”
hi I want you to move back home rent free. I’m dad
“Ok thanks dad”
well shit
There’s so much spilled soda, popcorn and candy in here my feet are sticking to the floor. I’d complain to the management except this is my apartment.
I ain’t never seen a alligator so happy to be getting a toothbrush bath 😭
Vin Diesel: Is it fast?
Car Salesman: Yes, sir. It is very fast.
Vin Diesel: Oh yeah? *leans in close* Is it furious?
Net flips and krill?
– killer whale text
I had a client Zoom in for Court, smoking a cigarette and beer in hand, slurring words.
Words I never thought I’d hear a judge say: “You’re in court right now. Quit smoking. Put that beer down.”
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Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh?
me: pls don’t do that
kids: [do it anyway]
me: I told you not to do that
kids: are you new
Welcome to Flavourtown I’m Gouy Fieouri
You don’t hear about kids eating Tide pods anymore because they all got clean
Big shoutout to whoever named Bagpipes. Fuckin’ nailed it, my dude.
Goodnight honey.
“Daddy, where do babies come from?”
The stork flies them in.
“Why’s it take 9 months?”
Wind resistance. Go to sleep.
MISSING: Black and white cat with red collar. Very, very intelligent.
Mittens, if you’re reading this, please come home…….
If I ever win the lottery & someone asks me for money I’m going to give them a dollar & say “Here. Go play the Lottery. That’s what I did.”
[donating blood]
“You’re looking a little faint. Can I get you a drink?”
“No thanks, I’ve just had like 60 of those strawberry Capri Suns.”
Who called it a pillow fight and not attack with a bedly weapon?
Thank you.
Any time I see a couple jogging together, I try to figure out which one of them is unhappy about it.