Whoever made this compilation of Mel Blanc screaming in different cartoons is a saint.
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Whenever I need a few more minutes to get ready, I walk into the living room and say “My dad has that same shirt ” and then watch my husband’s head explode.
Them: I really really really want a zigga zig ahhh
Hostage negotiator: ok but you need to let the women and children go first.
“i acknowledge that i have read and agree to the above terms and conditions”
“our sushi is very fresh”
My boss said he likes how I remain so calm under pressure. Can’t tell him it’s because I don’t give a shit
Interviewer: what’s your greatest weakness?
Clark Kent: kryptonite
Interviewer: right, what’s your kryptonite?
Clark Kent: ohhhh I see what you mean. Chips and salsa
*blowing up your phone at 3am*
I get it now. Skeletor is the hot one. Not He-Man.
I always keep pepper spray in my purse, you know, in case someone tries to attack me or make small talk
Son: “You didn’t have YouTube or Minecraft when you were a kid? What did you do?”
*flashback to peeling dried glue off my hand*
Me: “Stuff.”
north carolina to sue over bathroom bill
hillary: stop calling him that
Never underestimate the power of karate to save a marriage.
Emotional Fruit:
The Grapes of Wrath
The Apples of Annoyance
The Cantaloupes of Cantankerousness
The Plums of Pique
The Raspberries of Rage
The Bananas of Just Really Happy to See You
Ok, all you people who adopt dogs and put “who rescued who?” stickers on your car… you drive me crazy!
Clearly it’s “who rescued whom?”
I have never flown first class. Does the food just taste better because you get to lie down while you eat it?
I need to go shopping for a new outfit. Anyone know who sells sizes OMFG and WTF happened?
Yo. I spit out my drink 😂
911: whats your emergency Me: Come quick, my son has swallowed a condom*Click 911: whats your emergency Me: It’s ok, found another one.
dogs after you inspect what they have and decide to let them keep it:
him: can i be honest?
me: not from what i’ve seen.
Massaging the shoulders of the person in front of you at the Redbox machine will usually help them make up their mind faster.
[Hunting Robots]
Me: You a robot?
Robot: Would a robot read this?
*shows me copy of Totally Not A Robot magazine*M: Hm. That checks out.
thanks auntie mary
A shake for breakfast. A shake for lunch. A sensible dinner. SEVENTY FIVE COOKIES AT 12:34AM
captain: a lot of rumors floating around saying I sunk the ship
sailor: [clinging to a piece of the hull] please stop calling us rumors sir
“I want this one, but look at this one, oh, but this one is my FAVORITE!”-
-my kids looking through Christmas catalogs or me driving past multi-million dollar houses
An amish party in the desert called churning man.
Don’t want to get political on here but there’s no such thing as “endless shrimp.” Heads? Tails? Those are two VISIBLE ends THAT WE KNOW OF.
In high school I only played the trombone so I could hit people and make it look like an accident.
My kid is running around the house with an open umbrella draped across his shoulders and got mad because I couldn’t guess he was a *checks notes* vampire blaster mechagodzilla.
It’s hard to think about mama johns staying home with all the children johns while papa johns are away at pizza wars.