@markydoodoo American Horror Story: Public Restroom
@dsmitty_62 Anyone know the difference between the Supreme and the Deluxe? This whore house menu is confusing
You Might Also Like
@markydoodoo 
@Chhapiness Parenting is panicking when your kids are loud, and panicking when they’re quiet
@timdonakowski I remember when the History Channel actually played MUSIC!
@CornOnTheGoblin [Struts in lookin fly as heck in my speedo, shower cap and armfull of baby dolls
struts out with new understanding of the term baby shower]
@aparnapkin Friendship: because I’ve said many dumb things & you acted like they were TED talks
@AdamDavis [In bed with gf]
“Do you have any fantasies?”
Yeah, one. You know your friend Sarah, the hot one?
“Yes.. why?”
I want to hit her with my car
@VeganZebra Bully: Give me your lunch money
Me (clutching my lunch sack against my body): My name isn’t Money
@LuvPug If Zombies ever switch to eating souls, I’ll have the last laugh on everyone whoever made fun of me for being a Ginger
@Bripping_Talls Studies say people with high IQ are lazy. Of course I didn’t read the entire article.
@JaneEJuanita A Spanish friend working in UK happily for years reply to taunts re being kicked out: “Well, I can choose 27 other countries; you can’t”