Anyone know the difference between the Supreme and the Deluxe? This whore house menu is confusing
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Found my missing cardigan when my sister posted a FB pic of her wearing it.
me as a parent
It’s not too spicy I just don’t think I like the flavor.
-Rival Dads when something is definitely too spicy for them.
If someone doesn’t reply to my text I can only assume they have fallen down a well and will get back to me as soon as they can
I called 5 a nerd and she started crying. When I explained it was a good thing and that I was a nerd, she started crying harder.
I wonder if Superman ever put glasses on Lois Lane’s dog & she was like, “I’ve never seen this dog before. Is this a new dog?”
If I were trapped in a pit by a psychopath who wanted to make a suit out of my skin, I would simply not put the lotion on my skin until there was enough hose water to float out.
[1st date]
“My birthday is on April 20th, so 4/20. Isn’t that cool? When’s yours?”
Oh, umm *sweating* Sextember 69th
“Owen, you must hide this baby, at all costs, from Anakin Skywalker.”
“Okay. Should we continue to call him Luke Skywalker?”
“Seems fine.”
*Godzilla screeching in pain as he accidentally steps on Legoland*