Apparently you can’t make a baby by adding water to baby powder, so don’t waste your time.

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Netflix subtitles be like [Speaking Spanish]
bro you gonna translate it or??


Everybody’s getting Oreos with their Christmas cards this year.

Related: Don’t eat cookies while you’re licking envelopes.


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Get a dog they said …they never said anything about never ever being able to eat in peace ever again.