Entomologic:
Firefly= not a fly
Butterfly= not a fly
Mayfly= not a fly
Stonefly= not a fly
Scorpionfly= not a flyBee louse= fly
This has been “Entomologic”
#entomologic #entomology #SciComm #bugjokes
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inventor of suspenders: indeed good sir i’ve hung them from my shoulders.
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Luigi: Ya. Mario lookin 4 u underwater.
P: lol. wut?
L: ya idk. meet up?
P: sure. go-karts
L: k i’ll bring bananas
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When you’re a tall person in a hotel shower
it is my belief that rhinos and hippos are husband and wife
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I bet Stephen King’s kids aren’t afraid of shit.
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Guy: The meeting was yesterday
Me: I know
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