If this guy doesn’t stop staring at my boobs, well then, I’m just gonna have to wear this shirt more often.

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*grandma sobbing at my graduation*
“Your parents would have been so proud seeing you up there.”
*wipes tear*
“But they didn’t want to come.”


*aggressively puts Hello Kitty stickers on random Harley Davidsons*


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