@RobDenBleyker
@cepheusjackson SON: *first word* momma.
MOM: DID YOU HEAR THAT?
ME: *distracted by the faint song of an ice cream truck*
He never comes down our street.
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@chuuew [BOOK CLUB]
ME: So last weeks assignment was Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk. What did everyone think?
STEVE:
PAUL:
JANE:
SARAH:
MARK:
DAVE:
@JackMackenroth I’m sorry we fought. I hate it when you’re wrong.
@OnlyFastEddie The closest I’ve ever come to winning anything was that time I got picked from a lineup at the station.
@thegrugq I’ve now had my account locked and been forced to change my password so many times it is up to: password1234567
@beisswrandon The best way to get your kid to play with 800 toys at once is to tell then you’re going to donate them to charity.
@weinerdog4life Long story short, hitler beat me up and has my time machine.
Anyone got any tips on how to conduct an exorcism, but like subtly?
@MichaelTrying Yet another “No DMs” bio. All this civil rights progress but bigotry against Dungeon Masters is still tolerated.
@Mike_Bianchi Have the people who designed wine glasses ever washed dishes in their lives?