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me: can I try
satan: no
me: why not
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Me: *bats eyelashes, cocks head, makes duck lips*
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Who needs coffee to wake you up when one fall in the shower can turn into a break dance of horror
me: how much for the dog bouquet
girl walking dogs: what
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My wife had the audacity to tell me she “Wanted a break” like she doesn’t already get 5 minutes every day. The psychopath.
Mimes are known to commit
unspeakable acts.
I like the show on fox news where there are 4 conservative idiots yelling at one liberal idiot.
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“Is this the fifth one?”
– me, drunk, watching Jurassic park in Spanish
[parent-teacher conference] *tries to quietly open a can of beer*
why are self checkouts ever closed? am I on break?
But the snozzberries taste like snozzberries.
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[first date]
her : where do you see yourself in next 10 years?
me : at our daughter’s piano recital
*opens kitchen drawer*
Me: Whoa, what’s with all the whisks?
Sir-Mix-a-Lot: Why you judgin me?
As my girlfriend was trying on jeans, a clerk asked her “Need a bigger size?” I saw the look on her face and went to make room in the trunk.
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You ever walk behind someone and you haven’t seen their face yet but you just KNOW they have a mustache
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