Good morning, here are some ABBA songs that could also be about Mario:
• Mamma Mia
• Money, Money, Money
• Super Trooper
• Name of the Game
• I’ve Been Waiting For You
• The Winner Takes It AllPlease let me know if there are any more.
You Might Also Like
Listen, I hate you…
I’m just not… IN hate with you.
If theres an otter, youre underwater. If a ferret you see, then on land you be.
MEN: if your date is cold, don’t just stand there; be a gentleman and allow her to cut you open so she can crawl inside and keep warm
Me: I’d like the French dip
Waiter: Au jus?
Me: No, Catholic
*My Gym Schedule*
Monday: Cardio
Tuesday: Intense weight training
Wednesday: Aerobics, dynamic strength training
Thursday: 3 year break
Tell her she looks tired. Chicks love being told they look tired.
Who decided to call it a muffin top and not a belly donut?
Wait…was it my left or your left?
-me as a surgeon
The pizza delivery guys say “see you tomorrow” to everyone, right?
Purposely shows cop cleavage to get out of a ticket
Cop: is that an olive in there?
Gravy boat is a pretty stupid name. You don’t fill a regular boat with water…
If someone asks if you’ve been crying just say, “why… do you want to watch?” and it will weird them out enough to leave you alone
Thanks to Target’s full length 3 way mirrors, I’m now painfully aware I look like a melting candle from the back.
[watching as my wife throws out a box of miscellaneous cords] no! my legacy
I hate puns. There ain’t a pun in the world I would ever shar…
Saw a guy on the highway in the car next to me sneeze so I ran him off the road and into the barrier. We’re in this together, folks
Trainer: What kind of shape would you say your body is in?
Me: Butternut Squash
Fear not, ugly caterpillar. For one day you will become a beautiful butterfly
[emerges from cocoon]
AH WTF I’M A MOTH THIS IS BULLSHIT
#OddReasonsToCallInSick
I have to give my cat a bath
Me: Hi.
Girl: No.
i like to flex on them by shrugging
Dr: Do you limit your alcohol intake?
Me: Yes. As soon as I pass out, I’m done.
Just don’t think we should be letting astronauts come back to Earth. You made your choice. You’re space’s problem now.
[summer]
I’d go for a walk after work, but it’s too hot.[fall and winter]
I’d go for a walk after work, but it’s too dark.[spring]
It’s nice out and the days are getting longer. I think I’ll go for a w– *tornado siren sounds*
Babies have no idea when one of them is cuter than the other. So you have to tell them
Anything is ‘bite size’ if your mouth is big enough.
[Eating wings]
Pilot: This is a bad idea
Me: Necessity is the mother of Invention
Necessity (my wife): I still can’t believe I let you talk me into naming her that
Invention: *crying*
Her: Oh, a handsome man like you must be used to compliments.
Me: Yes, but do go on…
Smile Twitter, Smile.