It’s at times like this we need to be good to ourselves: Catch up on some sleep. Eat your favorite foods. Watch that boxset you’ve been putting off. Let your kid have a beer for breakfast. Make your dog some armor.
Today there were a few deer in the backyard looking hungry so I tromped out there with a bucket of corn and the entire flock of turkeys came out of nowhere charging at me. It was quite unsettling but we’re all fine.
My 4-year-old has a tummyache and before she went to bed she asked how you get the egg out of your body, so that’s how I found out she’s spent her whole life thinking we get tummyeggs when we don’t feel well.