Client, “Thank God that’s over.” Me, “Yes, divorce is stressful.” Client, “No. The process was fine. I’m just glad the marriage is over.” Me, “I’m glad you aren’t crying. Here’s your bill.” Client *bursts into tears*
The 6 or so days between Christmas and New Year’s is truly No Man’s Land. Like am I supposed to sleep all day? Get my life together? Spend the entire day watching TikToks? Hang out with my parents? Are we in 2019 or 2020? What do I eat besides Christmas cookies?